Sunday, April 6

The Morning After

Well, I've been wearing the dress for exactly 12 hours now, and already it's seen quite a bit of action, including a house party and an airport. It has some pretty sizable tears in it, as well as an invisible orange juice stain and a cigarette burn. (Don't worry Mom, it wasn't my cigarette.) For now, the damage is novel. 29.5 days from now? At this rate, I'm wondering if the dress will even look like a dress anymore.

6 comments:

elbelle said...

What, me worry?
I know it wasn't your cigarette.
The orange juice stain, however -
just like every other article of white clothing you ever put on, starting when you were...

elbelle said...

and, oh yes -
MAZEL TOV, MY DARLING DAUGHTER!

Illyana said...

you are truly brilliant!!! i love you Irina, your awesome!!!

Nellie said...

i love you, lady. you looked beautiful yesterday.

Leslie said...

Oh...I think that might have been my cigarette... Sorry!

Maren said...

:D I was the airpot!