To the person who asked for more pictures of me in the dress, they are on their way, slowly but surely. BUT, in the meantime, enjoy all the profound and/or smart and/or funny things I have to say. That's where my value lies... not in how I look in some stupid white dress.

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Jess Dobkin's work is pure genius.

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Also, Nikki and David Goldbeck, the masterminds behind Healthy Highways, asked what the wedding menu was. There wasn't a "menu" exactly, but there was champagne from Trader Joe's, provided by the amazingly generous Kim Russo and KC Bitterman. I also bought a massive and delicious apple cake from Whole Foods, and yes, it was vegan. For those of you who ate a piece and thought it was amazing, now you know the truth - vegan food doesn't have to be gross. (Get with the program.)

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I know some of you are just tuning in to this thing and probably have some questions about what the heck is going on. The answers are here. I suggest taking a moment to catch up.